Smash the Noob
Smash the Noob lets you take out all your energy on a floppy ragdoll who bounces back for more no matter what you throw at him. Punch him, whack him with a frying pan, freeze him, or drop a piano on his head — every hit earns coins you can spend on bigger, sillier tools.
You can play Smash the Noob online right in your browser, with no download required. It works smoothly on phone, tablet or computer, so you can smash away whenever boredom strikes.
With dozens of tools to unlock, from a rubber chicken to rockets, quests to complete and a ragdoll that reacts to every single hit, there's always another way to go for the K.O.
How to play Smash the Noob
- Open Smash the Noob in your browser — no download needed
- Tap or click to hit the noob with your selected tool
- Swipe across him to aim your swing
- Earn coins from every hit and complete quests
- Open the toolbar and unlock new tools with your coins
- Try the grab tool to drag and fling him into hazards
Controls
- Click / Tap: Hit the noob with the selected tool
- Swipe: Aim your swing across the noob
- Grab tool: Drag and fling the noob
- Toolbar: Unlock new tools using coins
Features
- Over 40 tools to unlock, from a frying pan to a freeze ray and rockets
- A ragdoll noob that reacts to every punch, bat and bomb
- Quests like landing combos, hitting bumpers, or setting him on fire for coin rewards
- Bombs, TNT, cluster bombs and a piano drop for bigger booms
- Fun extras like a disco ball, leaf blower and moon gravity mode
- Option to use your own avatar instead of the default noob
Tips
- Save coins for tools like the giant mallet or bowling ball if you want ones that stun or deal heavy damage
- Try combining tools quickly to rack up a hit combo for combo-based quests
- Aim for the head with tools like the frying pan for extra effects like dizziness
- Use the grab tool to fling the noob into spikes or walls for quest progress
FAQ
Is Smash the Noob free to play?
Yes, Smash the Noob is completely free to play on Playnaut.
Do I need to download anything?
No download is needed — Smash the Noob runs directly in your browser.
Can I play Smash the Noob on my phone?
Yes, it works on phone, tablet or computer, and is also available as an Android app.
How do I unlock new tools?
Every hit on the noob earns coins, which you can spend in the toolbar to unlock new tools like the frying pan, freeze ray or bowling ball.
What is the point of the quests?
Quests give you specific goals, like landing a big combo or setting the noob on fire, and reward you with coins to unlock more tools.
Can I use my own avatar?
Yes, the game includes an option to use your avatar instead of the default noob.